DF DISASTER FUZZ

The Disaster Fuzz doesn't like you. In truth, he wishes you'd just stomp hard on his face and put him out of his misery. Of course, the Disaster Fuzz is made of shamrocks and stern stuff, so there's no way he's ever going to be destroyed. He will destroy your guitar tone though. In ways that you never dreamed possible. Turn on the oscillation, and like oscar the grouch you will be greeted by an endless synth drone of melancholy. Fortunately, unlike oscar, you can shut him the fuck up and just enjoy the sweet fuzzieness with out the whining. (wait, was that a little too perverse sounding, or am I the only who picked up on that?)